Vague Assonance
2011
What did Francis Ford Coppola give to his daughter in 1990?
A part in Godfather Part III
If a Scotsman's mittens are old what do you buy him as a gift?
New tartan gloves
Which tennis player was the British number one and turned pro in 93?
Tim Henman
Which now deceased British actress did the adverts for stairlifts?
Dame Thora Hird
Who was the main actor in the recent movie Drive?
Ryan Gosling
Which occupation involves the management of cost relating to large building projects?
Quantity surveying
Which Robbie Williams album consisted of covers of big band songs?
Swing When You're Winning
If Mr Chiles had a pubic wig what would it be called?
Adrian's merkin
What BBC1 Saturday night show is hosted by Tess and Brucie?
Strictly Come Dancing
If Doctor Who is found napping what would you say is happening?
Time Lord is sleeping
What does Chris Evans' ex-wife (and Doctor Who star) do on her word processor?
Billie Piper's typing
If I saw the frontman of The Clash playing his guitar what might I say he's doing?
Joe Strummer's strumming
2013
You find a root vegetable on the shortest hole in golf?
A parsnip on a par 3
A waterbound amphibian leaps over the lead singer of Madness
Newt hurdles Suggs
The bassist of the chilli peppers has some bodyguards
Flea's henchmen
You stick pronged cutlery into that bloke who wore a hat on the X-Factor
Fork Olly Murs
He starred in Children of Men and also Croupier
Clive Owen
Sir Jagger's sibling's daughter is buying your a drink
Mick's niece is paying
The Swedish former England manager's all-in-one has a very flattering effect
Sven's onsie's slimming
The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a brilliant heir to the throne
Kate's made a brill king
The guitarist from Chic is having an onanistic treat
Nile Rogers wanking
The other guy from Twightlight (who's not R Patts) is having a little cry
Taylor Lautner's weeping
A bitter citrus pastry dish has an online video chat
A lemon pie is skyping
The dude who sodomises Santa's little helpers is just about to arrive
Elve's bummers coming
2015
A big household appliance that keeps food cold is on the road from London to Southampton
A large fridge on the M3
The frontman of The Maytals is wearing violet sheepskin boots
Toots' purple Uggs
David and Posh are made of circular French cheese
Brie Beckhams
The man who played Mr Darcy has lost all of his money
Poor Colin Firth
It's a Disney classic featuring a big cat called Simba
Lion King
Bart Simpson's sister's poorly and is asking God for help
Sick Lisa's praying
The guy who created the NHS really needs a haircut
Bevan wants a trimming
What is the name of the Chancellor of Germany?
Angela Merkel
The guitarist from Queen is playing a famous vampire hunter
Brian May's Van Helsing
Carreras, Domingo, and Pavarotti are walking out of the room
Tenors are leaving
Yoko Ono is on tinder moving has finger left and right
Lennon's wife is swiping
Put that DVD with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels back on the ledge
Shelve Dumb and Dumber